squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

HADEEL

A such a beautiful person inside and out, she's kind and a good person, I'm so lucky to know her.

“I'm lucky to know ya hadeel”

by Ralph.c April 25, 2019

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007

Hardee County

1. An agriculture based county in Central Florida.

2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.

3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.

4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!

5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.

Sally: Where do you live?

James: Hardee County.

Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!

(or, more often):

Sally: Where the hell is that?

by hardeegirl December 29, 2010

Haadee

Haadee is famously known in Singapore for smoking an abnormal large amount of Tabacco. His lungs are as dark as an Indian. They believe that earth is flat and most celebrities are lizards. Haadees have a lot of sex but with old ladies. They do this at public places like staircases of blocks and at McDonald’s.

Haadee: bruhhh I want fuck that old lady siaaa kimak

by Osama bin hosni November 21, 2021

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013