dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

by Al January 17, 2003

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

Dick Hard

a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool

that shit is dick hard!

by blanthony September 16, 2010

Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 4, 2009

dick all hard

when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.

we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023