Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 21, 2009

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 3, 2020

Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

by Dre-dawg December 16, 2009

Happy Meal

To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.

Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.

by Future September 25, 2003

Happy Meal

when a female gives you a golden shower while on the rag.

a dirty punk kid: "call me up when your flow is heavy girl i'd like to order a happy meal. "

by zina marina July 13, 2009

Happy Meal

When a catholic priest eats out a nun on sunday around noon

Hey priest want a happy meal

by SOMEONE DUMB!!! November 4, 2010

Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida

by Kevrob July 22, 2014