hanen

Is one beautiful girl smart, clever, amazing you've got to love her a really good friend never lose a hanen. Never cries and hardly ever gets mad pretty funny always there one wonderful girl

Go and find your self a hanen now!!xx

by hanen December 18, 2013

Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Marius von Hagen

marius von hagen my husband, hes intelligent, kind, rich, hes so hot, he can smack my ass like a drum. he hates people called ang, or angela

Wow! His name is Marius von Hagen! Hes so cool

by dilflover656565 August 4, 2021

Haven gice done

When you can't decide whether to say "have a nice one" or "have a good day" so your brain makes you say both.

Dude I just said "haven gice done" to a bus driver, I am now going to jump off a cliff.

by 2.4braincell April 24, 2021

Die Hasen

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.

They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!

by Zouma March 13, 2011

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006