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Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis
Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!
by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019
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Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
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Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.
Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
by Lubison710 October 11, 2011
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hammond

shut up hammond
shut up hammond
by notafruitydon February 14, 2020
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south Hammond, Indiana

The nicest, whitest, part of Hammond, Indiana.
Ya'll betta recognize! I'm from south Hammond, Indiana BITCH!
by southhammond219 April 22, 2011
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Hammond Corona

What kind of beer you want?
Lets get some Hammond Coronas.
by Todd Everboat November 1, 2006
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The Hammond school

Mythical school in the middle of Chester for autistic children for performing where performance matters. It is run on the Adrenalin of students. The curry is merch and the bread and butter pudding taste like my nans curtains.
by My nans curtains June 7, 2019
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