Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010

Hammonds Hat

A helmet with skidmarks

Pulled it out to find none other than Hammonds hat

by Joe Smiff October 3, 2018

Albert Hammond jr.

probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...

"Ah shucks. I wish all guys could be as cool as Albert Hammond JR."

by abnumedahl June 22, 2006

hamdan

Perfection. Perfect in every possible aspect.

Hamdan is a great son, brother, husband and obeyer.

He is obedient to his lord and perfect at carrying out his duties.

Absolutely handsome and good looking, very attractive.

Amazing athelete.

Generous and the best kind of being you will find in the world.

Damn, look at hamdan. He's absolutely perfect

by hamshif September 3, 2018

do a Hammond

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"

by oracle October 7, 2006

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

Hamdora

can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.

Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!

by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010