rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Hadley

A person named Hadley is usually very independent. She has a tendency to make friends with everyone and is very beautiful though everyone but her notices it. When you first meet a Hadley you might think shes quiet, but she's anything but! She has very strong opinions and not afraid to express them. She is very loyal and could make a great friend. Possible Careers for include Politician, Lawyer etc.

She is such a Hadley!

by LianaQueen December 8, 2018

mug handle

an erection trapped painfully in tight blue jeans

we kissed and it gave me the most painful mug handle ever.

by Darko Mashev February 5, 2009

pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

Hadley

Hadley is my dude who speaks fluent sarcasm. She has a gazillion cousins.

often goes by haddles, hads.

1 like = 1new cousin for haddles

Random kid- "did you hear about how hadley is cousins with half of they guys in the school?"
Me- "Yeahhhhh"

by watchoutitsdatboi May 6, 2019

Hamless

A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."

Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."

by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

Handle it

Do what you got to do. Usually referring to doing something to the fullest extent.

"Lets out for my birthday, I want to get smashed!"
"Handle it!!!

by elybear September 25, 2010