A tiny town nobody has ever heard of in northern Michigan with 60+ lakes where all of the residents (except those too poor to afford gas) go to school 30 minutes away cause local schools suck ass
by ty..mn February 8, 2020
Get the Halemug. A "Hales" usually refers to a girl with a big butt. These individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. Hales' have to be properly watched. If left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. If looked after Hales' can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. They also are usually obsessed with humans named "Kayla".
by Henry Mole October 14, 2014
Get the Halesmug. by notbeauclark January 11, 2009
Get the Haleingmug. Hal told everyone he had talked to the building manager who said the AC was broken for the whole summer. But they all knew he was just haling.
by philuppus June 3, 2018
Get the halingmug. To Hale means to Fail. The word rhymes with Yale University which, to Harvard students, means a safety school for those who fail and get rejected from Harvard (no offense, Yalies). Also, this can be applied to anyone who fails at life, that's why the word rhymes with fail.
The word Hale can also be written this way: "Ha-Le"
The word Hale can also be written this way: "Ha-Le"
Harvard dude: "Aaaah buddy! We totally owned those Yalies. They Haled miserably!
Harvard dude #2: "Sure thing. Hale for them!
Harvard dude #2: "Sure thing. Hale for them!
by NoseHair July 22, 2010
Get the Halemug. People who have huge dicks and want to stick it in the cutest K9s. Can also be referred to as an object you shove in your rectum for pleasure during sexual intercourse.
Did you hear about the new kid?
No.
I hear he's a real Hale.
Hey babe I'm really hot, I hope you have your Hale ready.
No.
I hear he's a real Hale.
Hey babe I'm really hot, I hope you have your Hale ready.
by HaleLover December 16, 2010
Get the Halemug. 