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Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not
Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.
by WhateverB January 4, 2017
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hacking the mainframe

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.
hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"
by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010
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Kit Harington

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.
Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"
by swaggyswagyolohipsterswagger November 6, 2014
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having a blast

Enjoying the situation you are in to a great extent.
After Nuke just gave up a home run....

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebenezer Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh: Yeah, I'm having a blast.
by Turd Pherguson August 9, 2013
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Having hoes

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others
Having hoes is great until they all find out
by Ijustsawthis June 27, 2017
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having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package
guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!
by Tegro May 4, 2011
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