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Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011
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hairiolae 

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)
Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.
hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014
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unfortunate forward hairline 

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

lebrons hairline 

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.
Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.
someone who discriminates against someone's color of hair either negativly or positivily. (adj.)
Guy: Shut up! Blondie... you're so blonde.
Blonde: Shut up! Hairist... you're so hairistic ...
hairist by intriguedbydarkness July 20, 2005
Clever,smart,handsome,talkative,kind,good person
Be like haidil
haidil by hasuim December 27, 2016
hair·ism
The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on hair.

hairist adj. & n.
hairism by r ford February 3, 2004