Hairgasm

The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.

Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"

Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008

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Hairest Fuckfaces Ever

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

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Hairea

A hairy area of the human body

Your Hairea smells bad, put on some deodorant.
His chest is a major Hairea

Also applies to other areas

by Andrew Potts March 1, 2006

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A disastrous hairstyle normally due to a tragic trip to a hair salon. This could be due to lack of experience on the stylists' behalf or a customer insisting to have a certain cut but not being aware that it doesn't suite their appearance. A hairaster could be known to the individual (who will normally try to hide the said disaster) or the individual could be completely ignorant of the ensuing eyesore.

Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."

Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.

Hey Janie, did you get that picture of Annette's hair I sent you? OMG yes, total hairaster!!!

by chemist de grey July 27, 2010

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