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kennedy haircut 

"If you keep stealing money from the mob, you're going to end up with a Kennedy haircut!"

Haircut Swag 

The tremendous amount of swag one receives after getting his haircut.
person 1: why is Billy acting so different lately?
person 2: He just got his haircut, it's the haircut swag.
Haircut Swag by derpscrotom June 29, 2011

Just like your haircut. 

A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.
Shinigami6_6_6 wrote:
new album is shit!!!)))

Dissektion wrote:
Just like your haircut.

emo haircut 

usually black with random splurges of bright coloured highlights, (blonde streaks at the front), the "shag" cut, with the "emo sweep" at the front, so only one eye is visible for most parts, also cut short in the back, styled with spikes, and the "sweep" at the front.

Homeboy Haircut 

A word describing a haircut that is jacked-up and difficult to look at without criticizing it.
Sabs walked into the room to show off his new "gangster " image when Sisco and Gage noticed the back of Sabs hair was jagged and tore up. Sisco then proceeded to ask," Whats up with that? Did your mom give you that haircut or did your drunk homeboy hook you up with the Homeboy Haircut?"
Homeboy Haircut by wearefresh September 9, 2009

Canadian Haircut 

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.
Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.
Canadian Haircut by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009