Deep Fried Hairballs 

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

Deep Fried Hairballs by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011

mental hairball 

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

mental hairball by luckybever December 2, 2009

hairball 

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.

hairball by Carole P December 5, 2007

hairball 

An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.

The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.

hairball by thePenciler March 14, 2015

Hairball 

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.

“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”

Hairball by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 3, 2019

Hairball 

Toxic person who claims to love Harry Styles but doesn’t know how to treat people with kindness.
Sends death threats, isn't really smart, isn’t even aware that their fav loves dick and who thinks that maybe if they put up that provocative sign at his show Harry will fuck them backstage.

"Larry is not real, get help, get a job"
"Ugh you're such a hairball"

Hairball by Kmmwkindness September 26, 2022

HarBalls 

An insult to use against anyone with a name or username starting with "Har" or "Harb". Usually used in a joking manner, but can cause embarrasment if said in public, due to "Balls" usually being related to testicles.

" Hey HarBalls!"

"Can you not call me that?"

HarBalls by A YoshiOfQuitePhenomenalSize October 7, 2022