haggis

Its a bagpipe for scottish people

Haggis=bagpipe

by JoshCarthy9999 May 17, 2011

Haggis

The act of completely bailing, on friends or otherwise.

1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!

2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.

by mullet09 July 19, 2009

Haggis

A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina

Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018

haggis

A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 20, 2018

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs

it is haggis hunting season

by spleenlover August 31, 2022

Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother

The haggis is mad again

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025