mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Headonya

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"

Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.

by Dofb July 27, 2010

Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

by im drunk right now February 2, 2006

Haddon

Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.

Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them

by HelloBabes October 16, 2019

Hamdong

A pro-verb to describe a state of intoxication and/or anything else you want it to mean

I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.

by Dilldong August 28, 2009

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004