Habanerhole

A burning, painful sensation of the asshole brought on from taking a shit, having eaten really spicy food the night before.

Man, I just came outta the shitter and I got habanerhole from all those hot peppers I ate last night!

by UncleSpicy October 30, 2007

habanooten

Habanooten, v: The practice of dipping ones scrotum in boiling habanero oil in order to cleanse your soul of evil spirits. A common ritual at Scientologist orgies after a train has been run on your mother's anus.

Man, the best part of that anus train is the Habanooten. I swear, yo, it's the kine brah!

by dive February 13, 2005

Habanapalm

A dump that is so painful it leaves your asshole burning for at least 10 minutes after wiping. This usually happens when you have eaten really spicy food the night before

Man, that habanapalm I just dropped left permanent scarring on my sphincter!

by UncleSpicy October 30, 2007

Habernackle

An american greeting used in only the highest of regard. This means do NOT use it with french people.

"Habernackle, John!"
"You as well, Frank!"

by HairyHarry513 August 7, 2019

Habeas Corpus Christi

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.

If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.

by QuacksO February 16, 2021

mugs habana

When you try to type in muhahahaha and your phone autocorrects you to let you know you should buy a mug from habana, Cuba.

Rictchie -"I like your devious side 😈"
Meg- "Mugs habana"

"Well that was suppose to say muhahahahha"

by Littleolmegg January 27, 2015

dirty habanero

This is what the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball.

Which is a magma-flavored M&M with a crunchy dirt shell, or in shorter terms, a dirty habanero

Person 1: What the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball?
Person 2: I don't know, probably a dirty habanero

by 420kaede February 1, 2020