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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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Scumdog Million-hairs

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
by Nicholas D February 23, 2009
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haarcb

haarcb is referred to a person/team who loses everytime still gets praised for his/its efforts unnecessarily.

It was coined after a team in a cricket league in India, Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB)
he's such an haarcb, but he doesn't even care!
by parthalwaysparth April 12, 2021
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haasini

Haasini is the best person ever, she is amazing and caring. Haasini is very smart and strong. She has many friends and will always put a smile on people's faces. She is also very attractive and good-looking!
Haasini is the best!
by SunnyParsnip May 18, 2021
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Haarika

the name originates from turkey, she is gorgeous, and every single boy that lays his eyes on her will fall in love with her.
damn she hot, she’s a haarika
by MOFOLIFE July 22, 2019
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shiney hairs

Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.
Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.
by goatofcolors December 16, 2008
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Boobic Hairs

Hairs that are on breasts or Boobs.
" Look how long her boobic hairs are "
by Real Words August 10, 2009
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