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hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.
So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"
by Jason_98 September 15, 2006
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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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haancostfu

Haancostfu - abbrevation for How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up.
From A famous picture showing a WWII soilder holing a cup with.
Person #1 is spamming around, talking shit.
Person #2 just says; Haancostfu.
Person #2 gets pwned
by Bovann November 6, 2006
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Hyanus

A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.
Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.
by Newman S. December 2, 2011
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hannu

A person who epic-fails magnanimously at something.

Word root lies in the Urdu language, and literally means someone who's an in-between.
guy1: dude, i had this whole prank planned out for my girlfiend, but she figured it out and kicked me in the schmote!
guy2: you hannu!
by bgq October 21, 2010
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Hannukah Lewinsky

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys
by andy1 September 9, 2006
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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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