Gawkrodger

A Gawkrodger (or Gawk) is someone who is considered an idiot or a twastard.
Most Gawkrodgers also have hot sisters.
Gawkrodgers get picked on by bullies a lot of the time.

Ay yo, that dude over there is a right Gawkrodger!
Gawk, your sister is lookin fiiiine tonight!
Oi Mart, d'you wanna batter that Gawk again?

by MartinWhite February 7, 2008

gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul

last night this girl gave me the gawk gawk 3000. I almost didn't make it out alive

by ikilledmiguelsdog September 1, 2020

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020

gawk gawk

this is the sounds you make when you are sucking a dick.

P1: karat us today bestie!
P2: GAWK GAWK

by gabbiehive May 17, 2021

gwak gwak 3000

the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet

joe mama: hey where have u been

ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl

joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000

ben dover: no its glock glock

joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak

ben dover: oh...

joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot

ben dover: ok

by giant horse cock 42069 February 8, 2021

double twisty gawk gawk

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!

by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018

gawk gawk 9000

when she suck your cock mega hard, so hard in fact she's consumed 9000 calories worth

Him: Damn you sucked my balls dry with that gawk gawk 9000, like they are shriveled up into raisins now. I am absolutely drained right now holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Her: Yeah I guess that's my breakfast and lunch for the day, I am stuffffffed

by MegaCunt69 January 27, 2022