Gurk

Another word that mean "Gurl" or "Girl", this word is very common for people to use when they misspell "Gurl"

"Omg gurk did you see that fire yesterday" "GURK WTF" "GURKKKK!!!"

by k4raaa December 13, 2020

Snoking Gurk

When you gaslight your friend into thinking that a made up term is real.

Yo dude I can't believe you're totally snoking gurk right now!
Yeah, it's fuckin wild, man. Can't believe they're falling for it!

by GurkSnoker9000 January 20, 2023

gurk ever

a phrase commonly used by a guy named Tanner, preferably one that plays baseball

“Okay gurk ever.”

by oontella March 16, 2020

Gurk The Mandem

To beat the fuck outta someone for common good.

Jayden: yo imma gurk the mandem
Blake: atta boy

by Defazzdaboydem May 25, 2018

Snart gurk

A smart girl. Created from typing 'smart girl' with the right hand shifted on letter to the left on the keyboard.

She was a snart gurk and finished 3rd in the contest. The snart gurks all went to the geek school.

by Aggie80 September 25, 2010

jerk your gurk

the process of ejecting semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm as a result of sexual stimulation. It may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.

Croce : Hey you wanna go see daVinci Code?
Saltz : Hell no, I'd rather jerk my gurk
Croce : Hey man Saltz didn't go with me to the movie so i went with Big Cheese.
JJSmedi : Yo, she jerk your gurk?
Croce : (smiles big) Nah man, we don't do that kind of stuff

by bump your way to freedom July 09, 2006

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.

The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.

by Turkman19 February 22, 2011