Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022

Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

by Bi queen May 15, 2023

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Gurk

Gurk/Gurking is a verb used to describe the activity of going out with your friends in a mid-sized group while wearing propeller hats.

The term is used in a positive way.

John: "Are we gurking at the weekend?"
Sarah: "Yes!"

by Regalious October 19, 2023

Gurk

(ger-kh), a term of endearment for one’s female friends

Synonyms: Girly, bestie, homegirl

What’s good gurk!

by Rg405 May 18, 2024

Gurk

Gurk is a wide expression of a particular emotion, usually defined by the topic/emotion of the conversation. This may also be used in adjective form 'gurkey' to describe something/someone as (most of the time) strange/indescribable.

"BOI WHAT THE GURK"
"You're acting really gurkey today..@

by awpul January 18, 2025

Gurk

To dominate an enemy team with a company of gurka units

Damn my right flank is getting gurked

by Afraking July 29, 2025