toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

Gumpins

When you follow a llama and sniff their buttholes while they eat.. A Plainfield tapers term..

WOWZERS… That guy is really doing a gumpins on that llama right now..

by Plainfield taper February 1, 2023

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

gopping

Royal Navy slag for ugly

Jerry got pissed last night and pulled a right gopping bird

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

Guptill89

Guptill89 (A.K.A. Dylan Guptill) is a YouTuber who is infamous for his video "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" and was surprised when people called him a "furry" and a "pedophile". First of all, the way he describes them in such detail is kind of creepy. Second, Cosmo, who was his #9 character, is 8. That's the same age as Tails. Speaking of which, most of the characters on that list are underage. He is also known for complaining about RayWilliamJohnson's song "Doin' Your Mom", complained about game reviewers using "dirty language", namely the Chris Bores (Irate Gamer), James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd), and Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic). It's strange that he put Doug Walker as a game reviewer (He reviewed one game, and that was "Bebe's Kids" for the SNES as a challenge from the AVGN, from which the picture of him is from. Using that logic, maybe he considers James Rolfe a movie reviewer since he reviewed Ricky 1 from that same challenge.). He is also known for liking the 4kids Sonic voice cast, which is generally disliked in the fanbase.

Guptill89 tells people to grow up, but people say he should do the same.

by Boris "Invincible" Grishenko August 14, 2011

Gumpin' It.

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.

I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

by Good Contractor May 15, 2020

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020