Gunthering

Gunthering is a lifestyle choice. It is based around the unconditional love and grace of Gunther. It is the act of spreading his word through image, with Gunther's face posted up around the local community.

Gunther love spreader: "Have you been Gunthering and spreading Gunthers love and message?"

Soon to be Guntherer: "Who's Gunther?"

Gunther love spreader: "Gunther is the man who loves and respects all, we must spread his message of love and grace throughout the land"

Soon to be Guntherer: "That sounds awesome, how do I help?"

Gunther love spreader: "Just embrace Gunther and spread his message like me, that is all you need"

by Guntherer August 19, 2012

Gunther

When one tucks his penis between his legs and gets it sucked from the back

Yo timmy got a gunther from that ol slab

by Dizzle31187 December 30, 2016

Gunther

Generic name for a German national (sometimes spelled Gunter erroneously). Used in a derogatory and zenophobic sense.

Look at that group of fricking Gunthers hogging the sunbeds - jeez I hate those bison fisted old hags and their fat bloated Mercedes driving nazi husbands. I swear that old dude was eyeing me up in the shower - I reckon they are all bleedin' pedos.

by Dr Hans December 15, 2008

Gunther

A small, nordic man with a large penis; makes up for his petite frame with an exceptionally large ego and expertise in the bedroom.

Is that a Gunther?

Yeah, I had that nordic wiener in my mouth last night.

by A Gunther lover 2 December 6, 2010

Gunthering

The act of going to Gunther's bar in Niederau, to Apres Ski. When enough has been consumed you will be well “Gunthere’d”

Are you going Gunthering today?
I got well Gunther'd last night

by m0ke March 9, 2011

Gunther

proper noun.
a slang term used by employees of Valley National Bank in Hoboken to denote a customer.

I can't figure out one good goddamn reason any Gunther is dumb enough to open an account here.

by SprinklesVv November 6, 2007

Gunther

When a person has submerged a body part in a dark crevass full of poopy.

Dude, I think I just stepped in some Gunther!

by K-Dizzzz March 23, 2007