gutted rabbit

big open flaps meaty vagina

once she shaved her cunt it looked like a gutted rabbit

by Mark July 31, 2004

gutted bernard

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

gutted rabbit

cuntcake, stench trench

Jodi doesn't know if her gutted rabbit smells.

by Kelly Moss September 5, 2005

gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.

1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'

by CATH XD November 9, 2006

Güntermobile

Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).

Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.

Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

by HerrGünter April 21, 2013

gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10

Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!

by Asmo_ March 17, 2015