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Gilles

A sweet Dutch man with glorious long locks of hair who is extremely considerate. He is a great listener and has great input. A Gilles can pull you out of a bad day at any time, his smile is extremely contagious. He also likes to make jokes with vampire references. He is very intelligent, not to mention extremely attractive. If you ever meet a Gilles, keep him safely by your side, he will treat and human being with the upmost respect.
"Woah, that was a total Gilles. I better keep him around."
by Mr.meowmix August 22, 2014
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Dirty Gullet

(n) - a mouth large enough to acommodate the girth of both cock and balls.
Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.

She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
by Foster Thomas June 2, 2012
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Gillette blade

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!
by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018
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Gilles

That’s a gilles right there
by Dave699669 August 3, 2018
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Matthew Gray Gubler

aka Spencer Reid on the hit show "Criminal Minds"

Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome

Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him
i want Spencer Reed all over me

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hot piece of ass
by *cough*slut*cough* June 1, 2010
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The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.
by SCPEACH84 March 15, 2016
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uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
by bromp March 19, 2008
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