guano loco

someone who is bat shit crazy

almost all politicians are guano loco

by J.Richard January 7, 2008

Guano Apes

cool band that i recently heard a track of from a crusty demons vid

guano apes - open your eyes

by benzzz November 8, 2003

guano

Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry.

Guano. Hello. Does "poo" ring a bell?

by CartoonChess July 22, 2004

guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.

1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!

by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003

guanoball

The act of having the feces of fowl in one persons mouth transfered to another persons mouth. A more extreme and improved variant of snowballing. snowball

"Wanna guanoball?"

"I totally guanoballed your mom last night, it was hot."

"My boyfriend and I guanoballed for the first time last night"
"Congratulations! "

by fresh fresh April 26, 2007

El Guapoed

the act of kicking a girl out of a moving car after you have recieved oral sex from her.

related words: injured girl found at the roadside

"yo so i picked up some chick last night dudes and we drove around and then i totally El Guapoed that bitch!!

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

guano

Bat fecies.

I had to clean some guano of my car.

by mic March 16, 2003