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Gruning

Having sex and dancing at the same time. Derived from sexual mating practices of grunion. Grunion are known for their very unusual mating ritual. At very high tides the females come up on sandy beaches and dig their tails into the sand to lay their eggs. A male then wraps himself around the female to deposit his sperm. For the next ten days the grunion eggs remain hidden in the sand, but at the next set of high tides the eggs hatch and the young grunion are washed out to sea
I was gruning all night at prom with my date.
by Grunin June 26, 2008
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grundicle

when your taint sweat freezes to your ass hair
I got grundicles after I walked home from the gym
by taintman69 February 4, 2010
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gruzin

It's a term for someone who is from Georgia (the country)...Russian equivalent of homie when speaking to someone from Georgia.
Eyy Gruzin, how are you?
by Art G. January 3, 2009
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grungion

noun. a grunge onion. someone who is so filthy they exude grease. a person who always looks sweaty and out of breath. also, a butter grungion is like a sweatier grungion.
1. "dood, why don't you buy some shampoo, wash your forehead, and stop being such a butter grungion?"

2. "oh man, i feel like such a grungion, i gotta wash up or a copy of superunknown is about to fall out from uner my arms."
by jamieloo April 13, 2010
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Grungie Grundles

Grungie Grundles smell really bad.

Ewwwwwwww look hes got on Grungie Grundles!!
Dang baby your Grungie Grundles are a major turn off.
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Gruntiness

Noun
A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.

All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity

The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.

An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
Recipe for Gruntiness:

1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet

Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.

Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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grungie

Grungie is , to put it simply , a cross between a punk-rocker and a hippy. They listen to grunge music, like nirvana and the like.

Grunge began, in the mid 80s, with Seattle indie rock and punk like mudhoney and the Melvins, and their thoughts on life and politics becoming “popular” in the underground punk world. Nirvana brought grunge music to the forefront, and the style became popular.

As for the style its self, it was spawned by combining the styles of hippies, punks, and the mere niceties of Seattle life. The long hair and naturalist theories of hippies, and the ripped jeans and “anarchist” liberal views of punks , and the fact that Seattle is really cold made them were Flannel , creating the "grunge look".
by Guy_on_41 September 12, 2003
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