gruff

Passive wrongness

I ate a birch bracket fungus but it was gruff.

by Jon Quiote October 13, 2003

gruff

Old ladies pubic hair- from the terms muff and gray.

Today i saw a gruff whilst working in the old peoples home.

by chrissyboy December 18, 2005

Gruff

Another word for pussy. Mostly used as an insult.

"Shut-up your a gruff!"

by me262 January 31, 2010

Gruff

A scrotal beard. Usually resembles the facial hair worn by wizards.

I condition my gruff every day to keep it smooth and silky for the ladies.

by Orgasm Deliverance December 14, 2010

gruff

a term used to describe female facial hair. Usually occures on an old biddy. Looks like a cross between pubes, lint and bumfluff. If not removed, often initiates name calling or being mistaken for a man, and could become tangled to ass hair during those intimate moments.

Mr Brown thought he'd found the perfect partner, until he found out Mavis had just let her gruff get out of control

by gruff_hater January 2, 2006

gruff

1) A crusty exterior of an object

2) Random blabbering while laughing

1) Ugh, dude, my finger is gruff

2) She kept trying to tell me what happened at the football yesterday, but she was talkin' gruff.

by Khorn November 6, 2008

Gruff

When some one or something is just to stoopide for Words.

Thats so gruff

by Big Black bong January 23, 2018