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Gordy Groovehard

Noun:a mental deficiency typically seen in white males 16-29. Characteristically they have long stringy hair and wear slipknot hoodies. The key symptoms include oversized studio headphones,singing or agressively mouthing the lyrics to the angsty music played on said headphones, and overzealous air guitaring/drumming. Frequents public subway trains.
That Gordy Groovehard must REALLY love Slipknot.
by Alcatrazz69 October 8, 2013
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Shootyz Groove

Shootyz Groove is rap metal band from New York. They have released a few albums, and are featured on the complination 'Loud Rocks'.
Shootyz Groove is the best rap metal band of all time!
by CKY fan October 6, 2004
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Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.
"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man
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Groomer

(Noun) A greasy cuck who doesn't bathe, and manipulates underage girls. Usually found having mental breakdowns or dressed as a banana.
"Hey, you heard about that groomer dude, the banana one?"
"Oh, you mean onision?"
by Takisporee January 2, 2020
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Grooveking

Grooveking ­ 1. A monarch of a major territorial unit; esp: one whose
interaction is harmonious with their surroundings such as their friends, a favorite watering hole, the internet and like groovedoms. 2. One who
grooves on 3. A groovatron 4. One who can rock a suicide windmill while breakdancing - a master breakdancer. 5. One who has mastery of grooves; a dj, dancer, or a person participating in general groovedom. 6. One who carries a boombox weighing more than 37 lbs on their shoulder.
That dude can kick it with that boombox. He's got slick threads, style, and is the master of his grooves. He is a grooveking.
by bbwslims September 21, 2005
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Groome

n. A creature that has the mixed heritage of a night owl and a screeching monkey with a bad nose cold.

Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.

v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.

adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!

v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.

adj. She looks just like a Groome!
by Jelbaz111 June 23, 2010
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Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009
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