Grom

A title that used to be cool, is now an insult. Used for someone who surfs and slap boxes for no apparent reason. Gets drunk at least 4-5 times a week during the school year. Thinks they’re funny. Shacks (vapes) in the bathroom. Calls girls dabs ( D DRUNK A ASS B BITCH) yet cant handle their alcohol at all. Is usually high (no shame in that though.) Most likely will never move out of their parent’s homes. Sags their pants. Assaults girls. Basic definition for high school douchebags.

*live in La Jolla California*

I hate the groms I don’t want to take out with them. They’re just gonna explain to us why we should suck their dicks and then tell us and the rest of the school how badly we suck dick at sucking dick! Lose lose situation😒

by Lajollahigh September 27, 2018

Grom

A young lad/lass, typically 8-14 in age, a peak grom is just 12 years old. Gangly, awkward, and just at the age where they could maybe survive out on their own, but probably not. They get into mad immature and suspicious activity, but aren’t old enough to get into serious trouble. Not all kids are groms though—if you’re responsible, you likely don’t qualify as a grom.

Caleb: Why are there so many groms running around at this concert?
Jayson: Idk bruh, but if I were a young grom I’d probably be here too

Esther: There were these kids at the park that wouldn’t stop throwing pennies at my car!
Mike: That’s some grom activity for real hahaha

by griffyyyyy June 15, 2022

Grom

A sad pathetic person who trys tooo hard to be emo/scene.
They often call themselves emo. and think foo fighters && bowlinf for soup are 'emo bands'
Hahahaha :
used to be chavs / love rnb but call themselves emooooo
expessed in msn;

</3 my life sucks </3 slit my wrist </3 a bullet through my heart </3 no one loves me </3 I'm off to cry :' (brb being a grom)

by ville-lush June 11, 2006

Grom

Hilariously mangled spelling of "Gorn", the large reptilian alien from the Star Trek television series.

Gorn was first misspelled as "Gorm" in various forum and email messages, which was later further mangled into "Grom".

Fun Fact: Groms is generally considered to be the singular of Groms.

Why'd you choose the Groms?" "Oh, you know, beacuase I like scaley lizards

by GromGromGrom October 6, 2011

Grom

1: A Marine who was hit in the leg with shrapnel during the Bosnian conflict.

2: The person you should give Sunkist at anytime He/She ever shows up.

3: The person who sniffs your foot to make sure you don't have trench foot, then forces you to drink from his/her pimp chalice.

4: Don Hernando De La Tooth

5: Means Thunder in Polish

6: The hilarious banter that causes you to not pay attention to the proceedings. (see also Grommentary)

"That's a giant ass beetle!"

Grommentary: "somebody knight that thing!"

by SlothyWASMachete July 1, 2010

Grom

It's a combination of the words gay + prom, meaning is a gay af prom.

x: I went to prom with a girl even though I kinda liked a guy that time lol.
y: we should have our own prom again but now we can be queer af.
x: Yeah! it should be the best grom ever!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

groms

short for grommy, a combination of grandma and mommy coined by my 3 year old grandaughter, then shortened finally into "Groms."

Groms, what's you doing?

by pheeoz08 August 9, 2010