Get A Grip

Control oneself. Cool their temper.

- I love you! I love you! I love you!
- Get a grip, you're embarrassing me.

by Martha123 August 16, 2006

Gorilla grip

The act of gripping the ice so hard you finish faster in the famous racing game Trackmania

You want to finish faster? Just use the Gorilla Grip technique

by Cipherstory September 27, 2023

shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

by rmcanada June 20, 2013

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.

Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.

by Not Zane July 29, 2004

Firmly grasp it!

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Viser Grip

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.

"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"

by Sugar33 May 17, 2008