Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

grafting

Earning money for drugs by whatever means, mostly shoplifting, card fraud, blagging, street robbery, car crime, or prostitution.

I've been grafting all day just to get money for my next dig.

by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

Gritting

The act of slamming a poorly made device with your pet rock.

The bootleg mp3 I bought years ago doesn't even work anymore, so I took the liberty of Gritting it.

by userhandlegoeshere January 3, 2022

grafting

when a girl rubs a guy's penis with her underarms

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was grafting me last night
Guy 2: did it feel good?
Guy 1: hell yeah! she was wearing a special deodorant.

by bono123 September 25, 2010

Grafting

Doing things you would never usually do for a girl, so that she thinks you are a better person than you actually are.
Modern day romance .

Paul was really grafting hard last night, trying to get back together with Becky.

by Afrochlic August 27, 2017

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

re-re-gifting

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.

Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?

by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010