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The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
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joe griffith

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."
by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
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D.W. Griffith

The first Klansman to effectively fool common american citizens into hating black men though the use of a propaganda film entitled "Birth of a Nation".
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Gary Griffith

Gary Griffith so badass he made a man disown his stepchild.
by Buds December 8, 2018
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Adam Griffith

A nice young boy that is kind as long as you don’t annoy him.He can’t find a girlfriend.
Person 1:Hi you are kind!
Person 2:I’m just trying to be like Adam Griffith
by Roastedpig21 February 14, 2020
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Connor Griffith

An industrious man with the physical characteristics of a Viking. Someone who is highly prone to resorting toward physical violence over trivial affairs.
Person 1: Bruh you look like Connor Griffith
Person 2 (secretly Connor Griffith): I am Connor Griffith
Person 1: Aw fuck man, I'm so sorry. Please bestow mercy upon me!
Connor Griffith: *Eats Person One
by ribtickler February 16, 2023
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Bryan Griffith

Bryan Griffith is regarded as the greatest person to ever live.

Everything he says is correct and can never be argued against.

He is very attractive and all women want his D.

One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
From Genesis:

"And God created Bryan Griffith. And it was good. I mean really good. Like Jesus good."
by griffmania June 17, 2009
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