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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

by S2KJ October 5, 2009

pea tear griffin

a pea
a tear
and a griffin

my name is uh uh (looks at a pea)
pee-
uh uh (see a tear of someone crying)
pee tear
uh uh (flying griffin comes by)
pea tear griffin that's right peter griffin... uh crap

by Trannol July 27, 2006

Griffined

The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science

"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"

by mynameismudd August 21, 2012

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.

Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.

by Adam8909x June 18, 2022