ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

by YAWA October 19, 2017

giambi juice

Giambi juice is steroids for the athlete.

He was a 20 home run hitter, until he got on the giambi juice. Now he hits at least 40 a season.

by Imhotep II July 23, 2007

giamonstrophaganormous

Really, really, really BIG. A mix of giant, monstrous, elephantine, gargantuan, and enormous. Commonly used in a state of awe.

gia*mon*stroph*a*ga*normous

1. Holy cow! That party was giamonstrophaganormous, people from other countries showed up!
2. Did you see that giamonstrophaganormous freshie yesturday? He was hitting his head on the ceiling.
3. That guy at that giamonstrophaganormous party the other day was a giamonstrophaganormous hottie!

by malibuluvya January 2, 2010

Gramberts

Menopausal to post-menopausal women who have thrown away their premarin since they discovered Adam Lambert. They don't know what has come over them, but it's like Elvis has been reborn in the body of this young gay Idol. They are stalking him at concerts, saving the Rolling Stone cover shot to their screen saver and talking on forums about Adamgasms. They believe they have found the cure for menopause.

DO NOT get the way of those Gramberts waiting for Adam to come out of the trailer - they have been up all night and will take your arm off to sniff his hair.

by IluvAdam August 23, 2009

grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)

The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer

by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019

Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018

nigger gram

Nigger Gram

This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.

Did Cheech pick up some pot today?

Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.

Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!

Yeah well it's better than nothin'

Guess you right Man!

by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006