wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).

damn that hit was wayne gretzky !

by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009

That Aint Gretzky

Not something The Great One would do or condone.

similar to That Shit Aint Gretzky

ex:
guy 1: Fuck, someone just owned me on Gears of War 2.
guy 2: That Aint Gretzky, Dude.

by xGabex February 20, 2009

Gretzon

A Gretzon is someone who takes no sh!t and is loyal asf. They will always stand up for what they believe in. Often willing to do whatever it takes to protect or provide for those that they love. A Gretzon will always show strength and courage when faced with trouble. A Gretzon always has an enormous… FUNNY BONE! And A Gretzon is one of the BEST kind of friends out there! If you find a Gretzon, keep them!

Oh wow, that guy is such a Gretzon! The way he laughs in the face of danger!

by MammaB34rW00 October 25, 2023

The Gretzky

To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.

"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"

"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"

by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008

The Gretzky Pregame

Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.

I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.

by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.

Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!

by ian April 25, 2004

gretzky

A sexual encounter which unfolds as follows:
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.

"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."

by d107835 January 7, 2008