Gretzon

A Gretzon is someone who takes no sh!t and is loyal asf. They will always stand up for what they believe in. Often willing to do whatever it takes to protect or provide for those that they love. A Gretzon will always show strength and courage when faced with trouble. A Gretzon always has an enormous… FUNNY BONE! And A Gretzon is one of the BEST kind of friends out there! If you find a Gretzon, keep them!

Oh wow, that guy is such a Gretzon! The way he laughs in the face of danger!

Gretzon by MammaB34rW00 October 25, 2023

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Gretton

A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.

Gretton massive

Gretton by Grettoner April 14, 2010