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Greenland

Discovered by Norwegian named Eric the red (who's son (Leif Ericson) really discovered america around 1000 AC, ca. 490 years before colombus)
Claimed by Norway (norwegian crown colony untill 1815)
Permanent Court of International Justice ruled that denmark of some odd reason gets to rule Greenland.
sovreign nation before 2010!

what the fuck has denmark got in common with greenland?
by Æreværemichelsen October 16, 2005
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greentown

Possibly the scummiest portion of northeastern PA. Inhabited mostly by whores and drug addicts. Defining characteristic: POOR.
She slept with some guy in Puerto Rico who she didn't even know, but she's from Greentown so that's only to be expected.
by cc busser December 13, 2009
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Greenland

Greenland New Hampshire, Greenland or gland for short is a town filled with farmers and goat herders. Glanders are kinda chill but there dumb. There most popular landmark is target
Hey jupa you live in Greenland
by Ladiesman2rye September 3, 2016
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Greenland

A fake territory supposedly north of Canada. There is no one who has ever met someone from Greenland or any cultural things from Greenland such as clothing or food. When people think they see Greenland on a map it is the government brainwashing them.
Guy 1: did you hear about the news from Greenland?
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: nothing as always because it’s fake
by Sexybrownhaireddude May 27, 2018
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greenbanisters

the coolest lana stan on tiktok, the second you become mutuals with greenbanisters you get clear skin, a free pass to heaven, good grades, and a hot boyfriend. and that’s because greenbanisters is so great. if lana del rey didn’t exist lana stans would have to worship greenbanisters instead because that’s just how iconic they are
YO GREENBANISTERS JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TIKTOK!
DUDE FR?

OMG IM FRIENDS WITH A FAMOUS PERSON
by ted bundys long lost cousin September 6, 2021
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greentag

A person, male or female, who has gone off their rocker.
Man, that guy is so crazy, he has got to be a greentag!
by Brad December 5, 2004
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greenman

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.
Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
by tamm!e September 9, 2008
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