Greasing

(Noun) The art of bullshitting/faking like you know how to do something.

When faced with impossibly brutal homework, one learns to perfect the concept of greasing.

"That test was very difficult," said Panjeet. "I had to employ much greasing to survive."

by Indiarn_medafaka11 December 21, 2015

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

greason

a punk ass bitch that sucks cock

hi im greason and i like cock

by yodaman73 October 18, 2020

greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Greasing the Duck

Getting the job done

We were here late at work greasing the duck

by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010