gravitation

The act of loving someone for who they are and as a "person", rather than going by gender or age. Not to be confused with the act of being gay, a lesbian, bisexual, or a pedophile. For example, a male person who is in gravitation would be in love with another particular male, but would not necessarily be attracted to males generally. This act is sometimes defined as "a straight person in love with another person who just happens to be the same gender" or "people who are attracted to other people with no restrictions on image, age, gender, or external features, and instead personality."

"Though Henry was attracted to women, he found himself falling for his good friend Charlie."

"It was gravitation: I fell in love with a person who just happened to be the same gender as I."

"Melissa was romantically attracted to Nicole because of her personality, but was not attracted to other women."

"I'm not gay, but I've been in gravitation before."

"Jason didn't consider himself bi because it wasn't a person's gender that interested him, it was their personality."

"You can fall in love with a man, but not be attracted to any other men."

"Though he was never attracted to young women, he fell in love a girl half his age because of her wit and sense of humor."

by MarlyMarlyMarly January 15, 2006

graveyard spiral

Aviation slang for a situation in which a pilot unwittingly enters a gentle banking turn, ultimately ending up as a spiral dive to the floor. This typically happens to incompetent or inexperienced pilots unable to visually assess the aircraft’s position relative to the horizon. The strong impression of descent leads some pilots to disregard the flight instruments (which will show exactly what’s going on) and try to correct the situation by pulling up, which instead tightens the turn and often leads to certain death. This is extrapolated to situations where a person will stubbornly press on with something extremely stupid despite solid, objective reasons not to.

Man, I can’t believe you’re still seeing Amanda, she’s done your brother, your dad and me. Get outta your graveyard spiral and dump the bitch, I don’t want you catching my herpes.

Hey, did you hear what Bob did when he got the results of his liver function test? He was so freaked that he went straight into a graveyard spiral with a bottle of Jim Beam.

by Gun Arvidssen October 12, 2008

Spooky Graveyard

The act of cuming on someone's taint exclusively.

John- Did you hook up with Sarah last night?
Carl- Yo, i gave that bitch a Spooky Graveyard, son.
John- Nice, nice.

by Joe Comma November 18, 2006

Graveyard Smash

1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.

2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.

Dude, after I ate all of that Easy mac last night, I had to take a graveyard smash.

by Axel Scar November 8, 2009

graveyard shift

Working midnight shifts

I hate my graveyard shift as a security person.

by Quyen Chau December 8, 2004

refrigerator graveyard

A location for preserving those doomed, yet precious never-to-be eaten residual consumables from previous awesome restaurant experiences.

Oh, hell no! You're not installing one more fuckin' doggie bag into the refrigerator graveyard until you dispatch with the last 6 months of shit in there. And you can start with the stuff that stinks so bad it's trying to find it's own way out...

by YAWA February 22, 2019

Gravitationally Attractive

A person who is very big that creates its own gravitational field attracting other members of the human species.

Guy1: Hey do you think that chick is hot?

Guy2: No but she is sure gravitationally attractive!

by 2pacinthehood May 27, 2011