Grave Robbing

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.

Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.

by A Lynch March 18, 2022

loose gravel aids

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.

"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."

by Typesofaids December 13, 2016

piss on your grave

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.

"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"

by markxcool June 12, 2016

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

On foe nem grave

It’s like on god, or I swear

I killed that dude last week “On foe nem grave”

by Ight we cool September 14, 2019

Graveyard Fuck

This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.

Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.

by AKACroatalin March 9, 2019

Foe nem grave

That’s when you swear on yo dead homies grave that your tellin the truth

Look bro I had like 3,4 baddies last night on foe nem grave

by Fishscalegoodwork January 25, 2022