grasshoppers

football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!

Wir sind einfach das beste

by GCZ August 27, 2004

Grasshopper

Someone who jumps another person for weed.

Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.

by oh true August 14, 2008

Grasshopper

Lame, boring or weird

Look at that lady, she is such a grasshopper.

by Doodperfict June 14, 2018

grasshoppers

to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly

Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!

by Miko Monkey February 12, 2006

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011

Grasshopper

Synonym for bootlicker.

Have you seen Alex? He's the biggest grasshopper in the class.

by HK#337 June 29, 2021

Grasshopper

A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.

*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.

by Vivianne and Frances October 3, 2010