I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

grapefruit

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

by Santa Clasus June 18, 2007

grapefruit

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

by Members of the Grapefruit Cult December 31, 2003

grapefruit

a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'

by the lifeless January 30, 2010

grapefruity

peachy, appley, grapey

Man: Hi. How are you?

Bro: Grapefruity, how about you?

by EnglishTiger101 February 21, 2011