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Grandma's gone to bed

An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
by helyllefilten July 14, 2016
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grandma

The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.
Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.
by 3aergthyesbg November 29, 2019
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grandma's boy

one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
by KRHimself May 12, 2006
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grandmaw

a loving term used in Texas and most of the South to mean "grandmother."
Is grandmaw home?
by LRBeam June 18, 2011
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get ‘ur grandma groove on

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007
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To save grandma

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.
"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
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