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Grade A Bullshit 

Kinda like maple syrup, the highest quality of bullshit possible. Bullshit that is so unbelievable it deserves the rating of grade A
"ref makes a terrible call that loses a game for a team"

Player ( Losing team ): This is some grade A Bullshit. I have never seen any ref make such a fucking bad call
Grade A Bullshit by Babalooba August 30, 2014

grade inflation

(n.) What goes on at Harvard. See Harvard.
A Harvard University report last spring complained of grade inflation that makes it easier to get high grades. Now the academic dean, Susan Pedersen, has released data showing that 49 percent of undergraduate grades were A's in 2001, up considerably from 23 percent in 1986.
grade inflation by anycon October 10, 2005

Grade Grubber

Someone who feels the need to have a better score than anyone else in the known (and perhaps unknown) universe. If someone gets a higher score, the grade grubber seeks an immediate answer to the question of why s/he does not have the highest, bestest, prettiest score, most colorful star, or brightest happy face sticker, and thus proceeds to not shut up about it for 12 days until the next grade issue arises.
Grade Grubber by hollyweirdo April 30, 2010

grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.
A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.
grade weasel by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008

Grade-to-Effort Ratio 

A wonderful ratio that shows how hard you must try in high school in order to virtually keep the same grade, as you would normally. This is perfect to lazy people, as colleges will see a 98 and 93% as the same: an A. If someone must try their ass off to hold a 98 percent, and let's say they put in a 10/10 effort. The grade to effort ratio is 9.8. However, if the same kid does a half ass job and still gets a 93%, lower but still an A, their grade to effort ratio will be rougly 93/5 = 18.6, much higher.

The same holds true for GPA. Let's say someone has a 3.9 and tries to the maximum (10/10), the grade to effort ratio will be 3.9
Let's say their friend has a 3.7 and they didn't do shit all year (6/10), the grade to effort ratio is 6.2

The thing is, it is exponentially harder to achieve just a few percent higher, yet if you suddenly stop trying hard, your grade will barely drop. I don't recommend this if you're teetering between a B+ and an A- for example, but if you have an 86, and try your ass off, you could do half ass work and still get an 84, the same result.

This does not work for everyone but many people can relate to how they have to bust a nut just to increase their grade by 1 percent, and how they can maintain their current grade with half the effort.
Joey and Brandon, two high school kids of similar academic aptitudes...

Brandon - "Yo Joe, whats ur GPA, I have a 3.68 and i'm busting my ass to do it"

Joe - "Ha, you try-hard, I have a 3.65 and i'm just chilling in all my classes"

Brandon- "Well i'm still doing better"

Joe - "But is it worth staying up all night studying, missing practice, and having no friends? Just for an extra 0.03 percent?

Brandon - "Yeah I guess dude, no matter how hard I try, I can't break the 3.7 barrier;I figure if I just jack off the rest of the year, I"ll basically get the same grade"

Joe - "Exactly, increase your Grade-to-Effort Ratio, its not worth the extra 0.03 points to not have a life."

grade curve 

It is the best thing that could ever happen to your grade, and it "makes" you look smart but the truth is you ain't (Well at least not anytime soon). Also means that your whole class is stupid and dumb. But it seems to keep your parentals happy besides the other classes that you have an F in.
Parental: Wow you have an A in this class!
You: Yes it's really easy! (Chuckles on the inside GRADE CURVE)
Parental: Great, now I can sign you up for the extra honors class in this subject!
You: (Oh sh*t!)
grade curve by MickeyMisaki November 24, 2017