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Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.
Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)
by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008
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Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.
"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
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goating

In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.
The party really kicked off when Rappy suggested they all get goating.
by Will Bowen May 7, 2004
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Grouting

To have sex with, bang or fuck, in any orrifice.
Did you bang that chick last night?

Yeah, I was grouting her all night.
by Unipuna November 30, 2009
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Goating

A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.
"Last night I went clay pigeon shooting, before goating your mom"
by Milo,Kez&Peach March 19, 2009
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Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.
Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.
by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020
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skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010
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