gestapo

To grab someone on the balls with incredible force with the intent to inflict severe pain and discomfort. A method of interrogation used by the Nazi Gestapo who discovered that even the most hardest of men would spill the beans when their jewels were being crushed.

Dude why are you walking so funny?
Well i was hitting on some chick in the bar and said the wrong thing. Next thing i knew she gave a me gestapo and i was on the ground puking

by schizer December 9, 2006

Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

by razed November 2, 2007

gestapo

Somone who yells lowdly and gives orders, as if they were a Member of the Gestapo.

That kid yelling at the dog is acting like the Gestapo.

by Christafah July 19, 2006

gestapo tactics

When a protester or activist from a perceived as left-leaning organization asks a reporter to turn off his camera. Not to be confused with using deep subterfuge to infiltrate an organization, filming a conversation using a hidden camera, releasing clips of said video without proper context used by a fake news network to inflame members of Congress to withhold funding for infrastructure or doing necessary government business unrelated to the misrepresented organization.

Bill O’Reilly teed off on the growing Black Lives Matter movement on Wednesday, and accused the group of trying to intimidate reporters with “gestapo tactics.” Source: www.thewrap.com/bill-oreilly-thinks-black-lives-matter-pulling-radical-gestapo-tactics-says-hes-covered-black-murder-the-most-video/

by stapler34 August 31, 2015

Fun gestapo

A group of goody two shoes who ruin EVERYTHING fun.

jimmy *stop playing bulldog the fun gestapo are here*
tom*oh know they are getting the teacher*

by The game chat annoyance. November 27, 2016

logo gestapo

When company's change their logo, the logo gestapo comes into action. This service wants you to only use the new logo on newly shipped products; otherwise the product will not be shipped.

Logo gestapo is said to be wearing leather / latex clothes with the company's color; although i've never seen that.

The logo gestapo ordered me to update my software so that it contains the 'neues logo'.

by BadgerX October 24, 2005

vaginal gestapo

The vaginal gestapo are a group of women in a work or school setting who subscribe to the belief that they are better or smarter than the men around them. Because of the intelligence and wisdom vested in them by the power of their thundery vaginas, the vaginal gestapo believe that the men around them should do their bidding.

Greg (talking on the phone): What's that screeching in the background, man? Do you need to get off the phone?

James: Don't sweat it. It's just the vaginal gestapo trying to volunteer me for extra work.

Greg: Dude, fuck that shit. Tell those bitches to do their own job.

by Bructus January 23, 2011