Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

Gerkin Syndrome by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

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Gonkin'

Walking around aimlessly, having no purpose. Much like the gonk droid from star wars

Grace has been gonkin' around the house all day, that girl is a weirdo.

Gonkin' by kingkyle27 April 3, 2020

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gookin

When a person is high and "tripping out", possibly twitching or making crazy faces they are labelled as "gookin" or "gookin out". After repeatedly telling the person they are "gookin out" they begin to "gook" further.

Man Jimey was gookin so hard last night he started skeetin on eveyrone and twitching on the ground

gookin by Jeffacadia November 26, 2007

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shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or

"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

shirkin' the gerkin by the Pope March 17, 2005