grassing

a prank in which you put wet grass on a house so it sticks all over it.

"duue, we were just grassing that house it looks so tight."

by jack/michael March 20, 2007

Grassington

A small place in Yorkshire with 1 pub for every 300 people that live there.

I'm off to Grassington, I may kill myself

by Bill February 1, 2004

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Grassing

A prank in which large amounts of grass are collected and used to cover a person's front stairs, sidewalk, car, or other possessions. The more grass the better.

Dude, have you been by Bonnie's? She received a massive grassing.

Yeah, she got grassed hard core. Her car will never run the same.

by Lily, Keela, Nora, Kelsey December 7, 2011