Goosenheimer

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".

John: You're such a goosenheimer.

by Noneone September 13, 2009

gootenbonkin

an alternative to saying good night, fun to use with non-normal friends

I'm gonna go to bed, GOOTENBONKIN!

by bigdawg77 June 14, 2020

gooseneck

Orginated from jamiro moon of the cleveland cavailers a shooters follow threw should look like a goose's neck. So after a shooter makes a 3 point shot he then puts his index finger and thumb togther making a goose as the Q in cleveland goes crazy...

what a perfect goosneck on that shoot.
I can gooseneck mo gotti

by Chase.cash June 14, 2010

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass

Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.

by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019

goosenecking

when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.

Look at Jon hes goosenecking it again!

by jojo on the go go July 29, 2012

Gooseneck

When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.

I was so drunk last night, when I woke up this morning I was still goosenecking myself.

by SodomyJones May 5, 2010

gooseneck

A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.

God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!

by Will Zimerman June 9, 2004