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goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.
Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.
by EGO!! March 5, 2025
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Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials
1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!
by Cockashit July 26, 2025
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Goonerize

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
"Dude, Character just got goonerized."
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
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The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.
Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?
by kosagui January 25, 2026
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